• Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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    2 hours ago

    I’ll never forget that she has snow white fur… It’s black cause of the filth

    And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    My partner and I showered today. I think it’s been a week. They smelled good before and after but different good.

  • Sarah@poeng.link
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    2 days ago

    NOFX - “Showerdays”

    In the morning I awake
    I feel my bladder about to break
    I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
    Just feeling lousy

    My girlfriend tells me that
    It’s time to take a bath
    I say, “No, not today, it’s only Tuesday”

    Once every 24 hours
    I’m supposed to take a shower
    That’s not the way I do it
    Do it do it
    Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
    I don’t want to do it
    Do it do it

    It doesn’t make a difference to me
    Everyday I do the same old thing
    So why should I have to be clean?
    Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
    Also known as shower days
    I hate them

    • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      22 hours ago

      Do it!
      Just do it!

      Don’t let your shower dreams be dreams,
      This morning you said it’s only Tuesday,
      So just do it!

      Some people wake up, just feeling lousy,
      while you’re gonna shower hard at it.
      Nothing is impossible!

      You should get to the point
      Where the water runs cold
      Where anyone else would quit
      And you’re not going to stop there.
      No, what are you waiting for?

      Do it!
      Just do it!
      Yes you can shower,
      Just do it!
      If you’re tired of starting over,
      stop giving up,
      shower forever