In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It’s time to take a bath
I say, “No, not today, it’s only Tuesday”
Once every 24 hours
I’m supposed to take a shower
That’s not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don’t want to do it
Do it do it
It doesn’t make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them
NOFX - “Showerdays”
In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It’s time to take a bath
I say, “No, not today, it’s only Tuesday”
Once every 24 hours
I’m supposed to take a shower
That’s not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don’t want to do it
Do it do it
It doesn’t make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them
Do it!
Just do it!
Don’t let your shower dreams be dreams,
This morning you said it’s only Tuesday,
So just do it!
Some people wake up, just feeling lousy,
while you’re gonna shower hard at it.
Nothing is impossible!
You should get to the point
Where the water runs cold
Where anyone else would quit
And you’re not going to stop there.
No, what are you waiting for?
Do it!
Just do it!
Yes you can shower,
Just do it!
If you’re tired of starting over,
stop giving up,
shower forever