I had a customer tell me once that he could always recognize me from behind because I’m so skinny. I didn’t have a comeback, because what the fuck, but I told him that was something I didn’t want to hear from him and then he got all offended. He told me it was rude, so I told him next time he could recognize which barista was rude.

I will grant him this though, he did recognize me from behind at a different store, a couple towns over from my regular one. He recognized that he should wait for the other barista.