Boiling lobsters while they are alive and conscious will be banned as part of a government strategy to improve animal welfare in England.

Government ministers say that “live boiling is not an acceptable killing method” for crustaceans and alternative guidance will be published.

The practice is already illegal in Switzerland, Norway and New Zealand. Animal welfare charities say that stunning lobsters with an electric gun or chilling them in cold air or ice before boiling them is more humane.

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    It frightens me that we can’t 100% agree that boiling a living thing that feels pain, is bad.

    Humans are the worst.

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      LOL-Ouch!

      Reading this

      It frightens me that we can’t 100% agree that boiling a living thing that feels pain, is bad.

      Humans are the worst.

      the very next thing after having just finished writing:

      provided that you didn’t consider humans animals

      And it’s daunting how many people are in a popularised fervour of seeing their misanthropy as a virtue, unwitting of the historical company they keep; unwitting of the totalitarianising psyche they have more than a toe in with that shit. Nor how dangerous and wrong and deluding that is. Horrors, even the worst horrors, propped up with fallacies in service of inverting reality, making atrocities seen as necessary virtues. Especially the animals=good people=bad crowd.

      The worst, eh?

      Maybe study more nature before throwing around such dangerous hyperbole.

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        Not true.

        As at least one commenter said already, meat can be extracted without killing.

        And further, you can wait for something to die of natural causes, and then you get the meat.

        And now, arguably, “meat” can be made in a lab. Perhaps suppressed secret tech already has star-trek style replicators.

        At least 3 distinct ways of meat without killing.

        At a stretch… seeds and mushrooms can be considered/called “meat”.

        Probably more ways yet I’ve not thought of.

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        And it should be instant. Not like the extreme polar end of those asian guys skinning a dog while it was still alive for the meat market.

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        all meat requires killing.

        Technically not true… You could amputate and eat part of an animal without killing it

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          Roadkill and scavenging exists. It’s pretty safe when done responsibly

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          A TV reporter became lost on the back roads and stopped at a farm to get directions. As he was talking to the farmer he noticed a pig with a wooden leg. “This could be a great story for the Six O’Clock News.  How did that pig lose his leg?” he asked the farmer. “Well”, said the farmer, “that’s a very special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the barn, and that pig squealed so loud and long that he woke everyone, and by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn. Saved them all.”

          “And that was when he hurt his leg?” asked the journalist anxious for a story.  “Nope, he pulled through that just fine.” said the farmer. “Though a while later, I was back in the woods when a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was nearby and he came running and rammed that bear from behind and then chased him off. He saved me for sure.”

          “Wow! So the bear injured his leg then?” questioned the reporter.  “No. He came away without a scratch. Though a few days later, my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I got cut up in the machinery.”  “Ahh! So his leg got caught under the tactor?” asked the journalist.  “Noooo. We both walked away from that one.” says the farmer.

          “So how did he get the wooden leg?” asked the journalist.  “Well”, the farmer replied, “A pig that good you don’t eat all at once!"

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          Correct. Scientists have done studies on vibrations from plants and they have a reaction to being cut and pulled that could be equated to a “pain” response.

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            Let’s suppose that you actually genuinely care about reducing the amount of plant suffering in the world. If this is the case, surely you would be vegan, because 3/4 of our total agricultural land is used to grow plants to support animal agriculture. (Since grass feels pain just like soybeans do, this includes pasture land.) So far fewer plants would be killed if everyone was vegan.

            Of course, you don’t actually live your life in a manner consistent with believing plants feel pain. I don’t think anyone would think twice about swerving into some flowers to avoid a dog in the street for fear of causing suffering to the flowers.

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              Do you have any idea how many animals and bugs suffer at the hands of your monocultures in to produce soybeans and tofu? They destroy the habitat, poison the ground and the water, and make it impossible for most things to live on vast tracks of land. They interrupt migration patterns of larger animals.

              You guys must all be small scale organic farmers like me! Surely if you cared about all life so much, you would be doing more of your personal space to accommodate? Shall we analyze your diet Friend? Let us discuss what you were eating and how you are acquiring it.

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      Have you ever seen felines hunting? They are fucking psychos by your standards.

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        Judging ourselves by what animals do is a wild take. I guess we’ve just all broadly stopped caring about being human sometime around when “alpha males” became a serious topic of discussion in human behavior.

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          In case you didn’t know, we are animals.

          We should always keep that in mind and stop pretending “being human” is some universal thing.

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            I’ve heard a lot of the world’s worst people use that as an excuse to do the most horrible things, and I despair that so many people readily embrace it as a validation.

            We are animals but we are different than every other animal, and we can be better and do better, and if holding yourself to a higher standard because you were born with sapience is too inconvenient, I’m sure there are some political and ideological groups out there who would love to have you.

            edit: I regret spending any time responding to the obvious trolls in this post. Block and move on people. If you ever find yourself having to argue that we’re better than animals, you’re not arguing with someone participating in good faith.

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              LOL so being against your perspective means validating the worst of humanity? Wow! Such arrogance…

              We can “do better” from our own perspective. We are “sapient” from our own perspective.

              I’m sure there are also a lot of groups of disgusting people you could fit, but how is that relevant? Is it just that you lack arguments and you resort to insulting a person that you don’t know? Is this what you call being “born with sapience”?

              What a petty animal you are…

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                To be very crass, animals also rape other animals, and I hope to god that you will not use “but we are animals” as an argument there as well.

                We are different from other animals in that we are moral agents. We can know the difference between good and bad. That makes us responsible to act upon that difference, too.

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                  You think very lowly of other animals if you think they have no morals, or no discerning of good and bad.

                  Or are you valuing your specific moral more than theirs? Because that’s a very classic specist reasoning, with no basis whatsoever except human arrogance.

                  Also, humans rape other humans too, so how do you justify this? Are rapists not moral agents? You consider them beasts, different animals than yourself?

                  Then what makes a human a human, what makes them the moral agent you talk about? Is it the respect of the law? Is it a particular neurological state?

                  More importantly, do you really need this sort of validation to be “good”? Do you need to believe that you are different? That you have a responsibility? That you are “better” than other animals?

                  Are you not capable of being equally “good” even knowing that morals are relative? That there is no actual universal good? That you have nothing more than other animals?

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                    I don’t know what sort of gotcha you’re trying to make. Yes those humans are immoral moral actors.

                    And also, no, I do not adhere to moral relativism, that is a position I outright reject. I definitively think that there are moral positions more “correct” than others. That is your position. Not mine.

                    Does that make me “better” than other animals? “Better” in what sense, though? Better in terms of discerning right from wrong and able to think about these abstract concepts? Yes. Abstract thinking is something that humans are quite uniquely better at, as far as we know. Better as in having more moral value, though? No I would not say so. If an animal has capacity for suffering, then that animal has a moral worth. And we should avoid causing it suffering if possible.

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                    Did you really expect saying that humans are animals was going to be some sort of revelation to people reading your comment?

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        Cats are neither human, nor do they boil their kills just because they can. Cats kill, yes. Cats are murderous little fuckers, yes.

        However the issue the above poster is talking about isn’t about killing of whatever. Or about eating meat. Their point was about doing it in as humane a way as possible.

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          We don’t boil lobsters just because we can, but because we cook our food.

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          I said felines by the way, so cats AND all others too.

          Have you ever seen lions hunting their prey and eating it from its ass while it is still trying to run away?

          Or playing with their prey before eventually strangling it?

          That’s their way of doing it, it’s gruesome but it’s fine.

          We have our own ways of doing it too, some methods are even considerably more painless than others.

          Also you should note your own use of “humane”, that’s a key point there. All this talk is just human specist nonsense.

          Last but not least, I could even argue (as a human) that it’s ridiculous to judge what killing method is acceptable (and even what is acceptable to eat) based on things like pain, or having a nervous system.

          FUCK YOU AND YOUR SPECIST CRINGE ARGUMENTS! Killing a human, a lobster, a mosquito or a tomato plant is just killing, no matter what lies you tell yourself.

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            There’s some kind of wisdom and (albeit self-serving) kindness to how felines kill things (sometimes). Whereby they get their prey to settle into their fate, and calm down, before they go in for the kill. Seemingly because all that adrenaline and muscle tension makes the meat taste worse, and impairs their mood and feels after eating it.

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            Haha, all those words that I didn’t read…and yet I still know they all amount to “I’m an angry tool”.

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              No worries, I understand that it’s too much text to process for some individuals.

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                Fuck. What hope is there for my verbose replies then…

                Curse the twittification tiktokification of our minds.

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                Yeah, it’s deffo that. And it’s definitely not that you are an angry tool that posts rants about shit that’s got nothing to do with boiling lobsters, haha.

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                  Yeah, it’s deffo that. And it’s definitely not that you are an angry tool that posts rants about shit that I don’t understand, haha.

                  FIFY

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      Yeah. I kinda like meat, but seriously. At least make it quick and/or painless, not torture.

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      pain isn’t bad.

      you are projecting your fear of pain onto other animals.

      also you are implying animals that kill and ate other animals, are bad. there is no morality outside of human societies

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        Since you point out that there is (allegedly) morality in human societies, let’s try to act on it, no?

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        Yes, and we humans clearly live outside of human societies and thus we shouldn’t hold ourselves to human moral standards.

        It’s cute how we set ourselves apart from nature, and use terms like “humane” to mean better, refined, less brutal, yet the moment that notion might even slightly inconvenience us, then we’re just animals.

        Humanity? Pfft, fuck that! We’re just animals. We’re like cats, or dolphins!