• SGG@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Trump class: only attacks young girls, falls asleep at random, can’t send an understandable message, randomly sinks but claims it’s actually a submarine, and Republicans will claim it’s the greatest thing ever while it breaks down on the side of the road because it’s actually a cyber truck

    • dnick@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      It will burn coal, have his name in gold letters, and never leave the dock because unlike a hotel it can’t be finished before the contractors are paid.

  • Lydia_K@lemmy.world
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    I’m sure this is just another vaporware project which will be used to funnel money into his friends pockets before going nowhere and being scraped.

  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
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    Nothing says “president of peace” more than naming an entire class of warships after yourself.