Trump class: only attacks young girls, falls asleep at random, can’t send an understandable message, randomly sinks but claims it’s actually a submarine, and Republicans will claim it’s the greatest thing ever while it breaks down on the side of the road because it’s actually a cyber truck
It will burn coal, have his name in gold letters, and never leave the dock because unlike a hotel it can’t be finished before the contractors are paid.
« Your generation cannot compete without a participation trophy, snowflake! » * name a warship class after his own name *


The artistic rendering are god awful and the seal at the base 🤣
I’d put money on it being an asset ripped from some shovelware video game
I’m sure this is just another vaporware project which will be used to funnel money into his friends pockets before going nowhere and being scraped.
Nothing says “president of peace” more than naming an entire class of warships after yourself.
Battleships aka “floating coffins”, that’s why they’re no longer made.
Yet another thing with his name on it. I think there’s a pattern.



