Each christmas santa sneaks beside your bed and gifts you with little kisses before he leaves. This is the reason for seasonal increase in illness not the temperature. It’s mostly fine for fairness but was the leading factor in spreading the bubonic plague during the dark ages
Santa Claus isn’t contact free?
Each christmas santa sneaks beside your bed and gifts you with little kisses before he leaves. This is the reason for seasonal increase in illness not the temperature. It’s mostly fine for fairness but was the leading factor in spreading the bubonic plague during the dark ages
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
In comforts soft embrace.
He comes right up to your bedside
And drags his balls across your face.
So, you’d better not pout, you’d better not cry,
You’d better watch out, I’m telling you why,
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Also stole the bedside milk and cookies.