MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Sources report President Donald J. Trump was seen questioning his own motivations behind a series of shocking recent moves in Venezuela, along with a close confidant who was later revealed to be an inanimate coatrack.
Back at Mar-A-Lago, President Trump was once again seen asking a small palm tree if he should bomb Winnipeg.
Americans have been looking for an excuse to invade Venezuela since the coup failed in 2002.
A very small subset of Americans. I doubt most could even point to it on a map that had labels.
Having moved halfway across the world I’m learning most people are not that good at geography in general.
They know what’s relevant to them and after that it’s just a vague idea.