MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Sources report President Donald J. Trump was seen questioning his own motivations behind a series of shocking recent moves in Venezuela, along with a close confidant who was later revealed to be an inanimate coatrack.
Back at Mar-A-Lago, President Trump was once again seen asking a small palm tree if he should bomb Winnipeg.
Having moved halfway across the world I’m learning most people are not that good at geography in general.
They know what’s relevant to them and after that it’s just a vague idea.