White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, “The plaques are eloquently written descriptions of each President and the legacy they left behind. As a student of history, many were written directly by the President himself.”
“Gettysburg, wow—I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He’s no longer in favor. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.’ They were fighting uphill, he said, ‘Wow, that was a big mistake,’ he lost his great general. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys,’ but it was too late.”
Lmao
That she can say that with a straight face is truly impressive.
But she only has smug
bitchfascist faceEdit: changed to a more gender inclusive term
Probably not that hard with all the botox.
What can’t trump do?!
It’s so fucking infuriating they all treat him like he’s capable of doing anything.
He once golfed 18 holes in one shot!
He beat up Chuck Norris!
His body works so perfectly he never has to shit.
And if he did, he could hold it until the potty and not need diapers. Every time.
"He took great care, and used his best crayons. Mr. Putin even put one on his refrigerator. "
Remember his remarks on Gettysburg? Truly, a student of history.
“Gettysburg, wow—I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He’s no longer in favor. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.’ They were fighting uphill, he said, ‘Wow, that was a big mistake,’ he lost his great general. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys,’ but it was too late.”
-Donald J. Trump
I fully believe he is a “student of history” because he never finished his education and is still technically a student.