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oh god, they’re already evolving into crabs
it was inevitable
All sex lives end up here. My wife has slowly over the course of months started walking sideways. She doesn’t notice it though
It’s the ultimate lifeform
“Dear internet, should i communicate to my partner in my relationship?”
no. that is gay.
best thing to do is listen to the most upvoted of the 2000 comments you got on /r/relationships
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Wort wort wort
He was my lover!
God fucking damnit, I already made a carcinisation joke in an nsfw thread yesterday.
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Well now I’m just feeling all crabby.
frothes bubbles, annoyedly
this is her fault for not appreciating how cool a crab mating call could be
Crab walk is sexiest walk
