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There is one who I could follow. One I could call king.
He’s nacho king
That’s a great goal. Specific metrics. Verifiable. Reasonably achievable.
This kid is going places. Probably to the toilet for a while.
I once drank 3 liters of water just to be 3kg heavier. Oh boy does it get hard to drink water after 2L and not going to piss.
Just wait til you need a colonoscopy.
I mean, you ARE allowed to piss. And drain your bowels. But it still gets really hard to keep drinking.
Man, that made me look that up. That tweet is from 2018
It’s been 7 years… dear god
Kid could be like 20% nacho by now
Nacho boy is now 20. Could have a kid of his own… who might also be part nacho.
What 2018 was two years ago…
Right?
Speaking as an elder millennial who insists that every time during the 90s was 10 years ago and always will be, your math checks out 😁
1% Nacho
99% boy
100% reason to remember the name.
because eating queso is what separates the men from the boys. you get optimal cheese coverage on every chip. 100% cho, 0% nah.
when he’s a man he can set reasonable goals, like being five percent butter
200 pound person, 10 pounds butter seems doable. Will be 2% bread too probably
Some assumptions and math: 4.535924 kilos = 10 pounds. Butter is 0.95 kilo per liter. That’s 4.31 liters butter. Assume 180 pounds human, 10 pounds butter, 10 pounds garlic seems to have the right ratio (maybe a little low on garlic). Garlic is 0.57 kilos per liter. 4.535924 kilos of garlic is 2.59 liters of garlic. Total 6.90 L garlic butter. The human gastrointestinal tract holds: stomach = ~1.5L small intestine = ~2L large intestine = ~2L total 5.5L. We would need 1.4 L more to fit this all comfortably. That’s just one extra stomach. In this article I will demonstrate…
He’s gonna win two truths and a lie for the rest of his life.
Thats awesome. We could all get a food scale and people scale and calculate that on every meal!
Wtf they removed the “I’m 1% nacho son” punchline
He’s currently 100% cho son
I know many Ignacios who are 100% Nacho.
Afterwards you can tell him that your stomach is on your outside, we are donuts.
are boston creme pies donuts? is the bavarian creme outside those too? is there a good reason we’re not eating some right now?
I mean, yes they are donuts and no it’s not. I said donut as a colloquialism for toroid. Which most donuts are to the point that most people call toroids donuts even though not all donuts are toroids.
