cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/51360759
You do not get to turn these powers off, they are always active.
This question was inspired by those toy dinosaur things.
If I had to pick I’d go glow in the dark. Imagine having to grow and shrink every time after getting in the shower. Hell, you might even have to wait awhile before your clothes fit.
Glow in the dark, because I’ll never be in the sun enough to charge it based on my experience with other glow in the dark products
Oh boy, the second turns sex into an exponential equation.
Compound Deez nuts
People are saying that in the OG thread too, but unless you’re Sting fucking for hours I wouldn’t expect it to be a problem.
#2 for sure, I’ve always wanted to be one of those spongy water bottle animals



