was searching if toads went into hibernation, and this showed up…
Suck a toad, then do some cow tipping.
no
Bufo alvaruis. The Sonoran desert toad that excretes dmt. Hamilton Morris did a couple episodes on them. They are being hunted to dangerously low levels and thats why hes a fan of synthesized dmt
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For toads in cold climates, they do. Not counting rare exceptions, all ‘cold-blooded’ animals have to hibernate or go into warm places (like some spiders come indoors in autumn) to survive through the winter.
some toads, frogs, salamanders and turtles freeze themselves in water. but scientifically, they cannot hibernate.
What’s it called then?
BURMATION. I’ve already told you.
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I fear I contributed to this as I woke up to a frog on my pillow and my idiot black cat staring off into nothingness for 30 minutes.
I’ve done enough drugs to know he’s high af but needed to check!
how’d the frog get there
wait
your cat licked a frog
shit
that’s bad
send me a picture of the frog and I’ll do a quick diagnosis. you might want to bring him into the vet if the effects continue for multiple days. if he’s having trouble jumping, drinking, walking, or going to the litterbox, then you want to watch him closely. also don’t feed him much.
seth macfarlane
Hey Lando, everybody’s talking about how you trashed the Juke Box. Classic cool. We’re gonna do some toad, you in?
Where do toads go during the day? Toad work? /j
typically they burrow themselves in leaf litter, dirt, hay, or a bed of pebbles. most toads are nocturnal, so you won’t see them much during the day.
NPR has this wonderful story about a dog who loved to suck on toads. Like, crying laughing.
https://www.npr.org/2006/10/24/6376594/the-dog-who-loved-to-suck-on-toads
Mike Tyson can explain.
Probably people who live near the natural habitat of the Sonoran Desert toad.
true. these toads are known to secrete a toxin called bufotenin which can lead to hallucinations and even death.
There’s 5-MeO-DMT in them there toads, as well.
forgot about the DMT
Then explain why when I “buf” a bottle of wine, I stick it in my ass then smarty-pants!
because you’re high.
Ego death or death death?
which can lead to hallucinations and even death.
In that order? Or…?
Those post-mortem hallucinations are crazy, yo.
If you haven’t boofed toad, you haven’t lived.
Now get off my Lemmiwinks fan club site.
Please don’t.
ive kissed one of my toads. potato.
I do wonder if this isn’t where the whole “kiss a toad and he turns to a prince” thing comes from, someone kissing a psychedelic toad and then just hallucinating the rest?
probably.
I mean, these don’t seem all that weird, especially since this is the kinda thing people smalltalk about. Honestly as long as they know how to vet what they are reading, they can learn alot.
Lick this mf

no thanks…


this is absolutely horrifying. i love it
Get bufo’d









