The answer was right there next to the question.
Fire Man.
Just raze it and start over.
obligatory /j for legal reasons
Lenin 2.
John Brown
Arm-Fall-Off-Boy.
Sincere answer: Fred Hampton. There’s a reason they killed him. He was someone who could truly mobilize marginalized folks (and plenty of non-marginalized folks as well).
If you’re not still angry about CPD assassinating Chairman Fred at home in bed, you should be. This isn’t ancient history, this is practically current events. The effects and causes are both ongoing.
The proper sized blood clot.
Mario
Something serious. The resurrection of Jesus. Maybe the Tarnished from Elden Ring.
Weegee
Lu
John Q. Addingmachine to be the first robot president.
Speedy Gonzales
The main character from idiocracy.
Spoilers for a game that came out in 2018, but at this point I’d take someone like Maki Harukawa. I know she’s fictional and meta fictional as well, but I wouldn’t blink twice if I heard that a mysterious teen took out various members of the government without any trouble.
Though I would also settle for someone like Tails from any of the games where he is at peak power in terms of confidence and brains. If he was suddenly able to run circles around the law, via loopholes and various past and present interpretations of law, to become president, I would have zero issue calling him my president.
Or at the very least, I’d love to see him build a robot that is good enough to fool everyone into believing it is human and having that do Tails’ job, as that would be amusing. Especially when the fallout happens after it’s found out to be a robot. At his peak, I can guarantee he could probably pull it off.
