vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not Florence and the machine
hot take: vibrators are ok, genocide is unnatural and sacrilegious
I mean, it feels good… It’s just not sexual. I think when I sit around at the computer idly going, it’s akin to kids who are young, like beginning around 3-6, that you’ll see doing similar things. Freud (who had really great observations, really shitty explanations of them) even had an entire stage for it. It’s not because they’re imagining carnal relations with others or all the emotional attachments of a (sometimes nascent) relationship leading to lust that builds into a desire to violently make with the genital friction.
I mean, it feels good… It’s just not sexual.
I feel like I’ve been lobomized
florence and the machine sounds like a great band name
Florence and the machine is a great band name. You should look them up 🙂
this is my “google en passant”, holy hell
You are really one of today’s Lucky 10,000. She’s a hell of a singer and you’ve quite likely heard some of their music in films or shows and not known.
This is truly incredible
Bruh - I hope you are joking, if not search out their album Lungs. It’s fantastic. It had their single ‘Dog Days are Over’
not joking, just had hyper-conservative parents, so most music from the early to mid 00’s is new
will definitely check it out, thanks
Wait, did I just get to witness a today’s lucky 10,000 moment?
Yeah, they’re pretty great. My brother saw them live. Personally I think Ceremonials is a better starting point than Lungs. I’d say dip into both and see if either of them grab you.
Oh mate, that’s adorable! I hope you have fun! And just in case Rage Against The Machine is also an amazing band. You probably should give them a listen, if only for your education!
That song is great, but my favorite is Queen of Peace.
they should do rage against the machine covers
It’s not Adam and Eve, it’s Eve and the Ten Speed 14" Sly Serpent Girthmaster XL with Harness
The only search result for this vibrator name is this post. Congrats on coming up with a completely new arrangements of words
Would you believe I spent ten minutes looking for a relevant snake dildo before giving up? There’s a gap in the market just waiting to be filled.
That last sentence could be it’s marketing tagline!
I believe in gender equality. Adam can get a Cocksqueezer 9000 Pro Ultra Max Leet Pro.
He can use the girthmaster as well.
Oddly specific
Ohh. I want one too.
The Bible says Adam and Eve, which is the store to get vibrators at. Checkmate christians
on god
Becky has a rage against the machine
implying that rage against the machine includes vibrators reminds me of ‘acab includes Judy Hopps’
Hate against the wrong machine, though. Vibrator = good machine, capitalism = bad machine.
Becky is no fun in bed. She probably only has missionary on the first Saturday of the month between 9 and 11 pm. If you miss the window, its your fucking problem man, just wait another month.
Tell that to all the churches playing organs. Are organs biblical? Definitely not.
Oh yeah, I “play the organ”
Churches fighting about who’s got the biggest organ.
They like putting big organs in their temples 😏
*taps temple*
They’re organic tho
Does Bible talk about organic food? Definitely not.
Vibrators are natural as they exist in our world. Unnatural would be like a ghost or something that is not of this world.
On top of that the Bible says absolutely nothing about vibrators.
It’s either all God’s plan or none of it is.
Therefore, by their own logic, vibratory masturbation is holy.
didn’t Egypcians fill gourds with angry bees to wank?
that’s a natural vibe
How did they separate the angry bees from the merely ill tempered bees?
I’m not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens.
I think they put the angry afterwards.
although imagine if someone accidentally used a queen bee.
the cum coconut 2700BC edition
Yea but florence is a great artist smh
