What a looser! If they would shave each others head during a meeting this would be much more productive. But the big question is: who hired all the hairy people in the first place?
Oh come on, this has to be satire.
If tech bros really have become this robotic, then, as Robin William’s Good Morning Vietnam script read:
“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
Lol yes, another post of his from 2 years ago
Thank goodness.
It’s clearly satire, folks…
Satire or not, math isn’t their strong game…
And this is how we all got AIDS.
with the same razor
“we’re blood brothers here. We share bloodborn diseases between each other this way. Hepatitis A is for Alphas.” /s
we share herpes with each other, is what he saying.
Well, at least they figured out a solution to the whole “crabs” problem they had going on, clearly
it will be interesting how he got crabs on his head.
Help a tight ass
…Wait, does he think Occam’s Razor is an actual razor?
That’s the line that cements this as satire to me, because by applying Occam’s razor here I think the simplest solution is that it’s a joke.
Yeah dude weren’t you paying attention? This is their shared razor. They call it Occam’s razor because Bill Occam bought it at the pharmacy on his way to the office last Tuesday.
Weirdly I always see Occam going into the bathroom with a full head of hair, and leave with just as much…
This is clearly satire… I hope…
Why are these guys wearing clothes? It gets in the way of bodly functions. Have to spend 2 seconds to unzip your pants? Time wasted.
Everyone nude in the office from now on…
And you can blow each other without interrupting work.
if you think this is crazy, you’ve never heard of Occam’s Razor
I know what Occam’s Razor is, but considering the context here does this dude think it’s just a good brand for head shaving? 🤨
I want to believe he’s being funny, but it’s so hard
100% satire, and it’s pretty funny
He totally got me!
Please be satire please be satire please be satire
As of 1 month ago, his employees are not shaved… so unless he’s had a complete mental breakdown since then, probably satire.
🤣
I hate to think how much time this guy is losing by sleeping every night, there’s at least a couple hours in employee leverage he’s losing
There’s no way this is real, right?
No WAY.
Right?
So does he just not shower anymore because he’s bald?
Get fucked, you little piece of tech demo shit
Haha, what a stupid loser, wasting time shaving his head when he could just be letting his hair grow long and not wash it.
Hey, look on the bright siade, at least this guy is still showering
