We’re gonna need a bigger paper…

I still have yet had anyone be able to tell me exactly what value AI brings to the table, other than as customer facing chat bots they can use while firing their actual CS departments

Jesus christ, how much therapy are these kids gonna need? They’ve already had to watch their father apologize to fucking white supremacists for his wife not being white during the campaign, if they haven’t already I’m sure they’re destined to hear incessantly about him fucking couches, this shit now, and I’m sure somewhere around 500k other things I’ve already forgotten about by now

I saw a meme once that put it better than I ever could:

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Also, we know she has the bed to herself a majority of the time, what with him sleeping with on the couch so much…

It increasingly seems to me that, ironically enough, the only way for tolerance to exist is for it not to allow intolerance to continue to exist.

That seems like a big opinion for someone who is being actively cuckolded by Elon “vaginas ewwwie” Musk, tbh…

Those are pretty clearly professional grade Wiimotes, duh

I think this certainly begs the question of exactly how narcissistic must one be to imagine that they could commit genocide while still having the moral high ground…

I prefer to appreciate all the little ways these people telegraph that they’re just absolute shit so you don’t even have to interact with them in the slightest

Well… You certainly have a way with words… Some might characterize it as “slightly nauseating,” but that still counts as ‘a way’ if you ask me.

I venture that the other people are - and this is a technical term, so forgive me if I mispronounce it, but - douche canoes

OOOHHH LOOK! HE’S DOING THE THING!

Fair question.

Well, I think we’ve identified our early favorite for “Most Congenial Lemming”…

Psst… It’s you. You’re that person.

That shit was bananas.

B A N A N A S

ACHTUNG!: NOTICE ME SENPAI UwU

Ok, buddy… Try that argument out on the cops when you get busted for having nudes of teenagers on your phone… “The traditional view is that teenagers are adults-in-training; I was clearly just allowing them to gain valuable adult experience.”

I bet the judge would absolutely adore that argument. I’m sure they’d see things your way.

I dunno, maybe I’m in the minority here (hope not) but I don’t ever recall hearing about any child rapist/molester - regardless of the depths of their depravity, how prolific they were/are, etc. - and thinking “wow, they must be an absolute sexual tyrannosaurus rex; I should subscribe to their newsletter”… Like, there isn’t an amount of nine year olds you can pay/coerce/cajole/force into sex (which, again, is by definition rape as minor do not possess the ability to consent) that is somehow going to impress me. Or anyone who isn’t a piece of shit, for that matter.

So… That’s a pretty weird point to make, honestly…

But… Then what will I use to keep me from biting my tongue off while I’m getting electrocuted. hmm?

Answer me that, oh he who is so wise with electricity!