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PRO-TIP!: This goal is significantly easier to achieve if you don’t have a job, as then you only need to have $0 saved.

I’m not a sociologist or anything, but I’m like 99.968% sure that it has something to do with the whole “puritanical ethics” thing - which boiled down to ‘how do i determine if something is a sin?’ ‘did you enjoy it in any way?’ ‘yes’ ‘SINNER!’

I mean, they left pre-Victorian England and split with the already recently (relatively speaking) fractured (and some might say fractous eyyyylol) Church of England because Luther’s 99 Theses were for pussies and his reformation wasn’t hardcore enough. Imagine being so full of sin that you simply couldn’t see the inherent blasphemy in things like music… Or how it was evil (and probably slutty or something) to have clothes that had horribly prideful (not to mention slutty) features such as ‘color’

I do like the thought of them eyeing the Amish that are moving in down the way warily and just muttering, “There goes the neighborhood! Fucking hippies here to corrupt the young’ns” while they shake their heads in disgust

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TED Talk!

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“Please leave.”

• The Other Person In Wyoming

Mazel… tov?

Im not one to kink shame, don’t get me wrong, I’ve just never met anyone so into Will Smith before…

It’s like the mashup of Groundhog Day and the disasters menu of simcity 2000 that I never knew I wanted until now

USA: #countrygoals

Clearly he was concerned about children exploring their sexuality because he wanted to explore it instead

Are you having a stroke rn or something?

When the 18 year old girl you’re imprisoning has bigger balls than you do

We’re gonna need a bigger paper…

I still have yet had anyone be able to tell me exactly what value AI brings to the table, other than as customer facing chat bots they can use while firing their actual CS departments

Jesus christ, how much therapy are these kids gonna need? They’ve already had to watch their father apologize to fucking white supremacists for his wife not being white during the campaign, if they haven’t already I’m sure they’re destined to hear incessantly about him fucking couches, this shit now, and I’m sure somewhere around 500k other things I’ve already forgotten about by now

I saw a meme once that put it better than I ever could:

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Also, we know she has the bed to herself a majority of the time, what with him sleeping with on the couch so much…

It increasingly seems to me that, ironically enough, the only way for tolerance to exist is for it not to allow intolerance to continue to exist.

That seems like a big opinion for someone who is being actively cuckolded by Elon “vaginas ewwwie” Musk, tbh…

Those are pretty clearly professional grade Wiimotes, duh

I think this certainly begs the question of exactly how narcissistic must one be to imagine that they could commit genocide while still having the moral high ground…