Depends. What’s in it for me? If the answer is nothing, then my answer is neither.
Wait, you get cheap beverages? Where!?
That’s a tough one. The gorilla is big and easy to spot, but if he ever gets angry at you, you’re guaranteed dead. The snakes are harder to spot and numerous, but would be more predictable in their aggression as long as you don’t accidentally startle them.
I think I would have to go with snakes. It’s much easier to snake proof a roof than it is to gorilla proof a room. As long as there are no holes, snakes will never get in. You would need a full on barricade to stop an angry gorilla. Plus depending on the stores available, you could probably kill the snakes with little risk using traps or poison.
Silverback, easily. The gorilla will be avoiding me too, and I won’t step on it by accident.
What if the gorilla gets angry at you? Short of finding a large gun, I don’t think there’s any way to stop him.
I’ll simply avoid making fun of him
He’ll probably charge me and then let me off with a warning. If we’re assuming unusual behavior, then a team of black mambas could easily kill me too.
Neither are too bad honestly. The gorilla is not gonna hunt you or anything, you could just hide somewhere and wait the 24 hours out.
The snakes would probably be even less of a threat as they would find somewhere warm to chill and not bother you that much.
What if I’m the warmest chillest thing there
Strategy is opposite for either, hide from the gorilla, walk around and let the snakes hide from you (and avoid good snake hiding places.)
Canada goose will rip yer balls off.
“Don’t you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It’s 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!”
Geese and swans will fuck you up fo sho. They puff up all big-looking and just attack.
Oh shit, they have hands now?
Always have
Are the stores left open? That sounds like a pretty good time
The gorilla goes from a threat to an accomplice. I bet he’d love to help raid the food court.
Me ensuring my survival by handing the gorilla a bunch of pretzels and bonding over our love of Auntie Anne’s
Me: So you like the song Mambo #5?
Mall snake: It’s Mam-BA. MAM-BA. I’m a Black Mamba you absolute banana!Thanks for the earworm…
🎶 trumpet🎶
BAAAAWWWWWWW
Just for fun?
Coconut mall intensifies
great, the new “Id RaThEr Be TrApPeD iN tHe WoOdS wItH a BeAr”
What does that even have to do with this
You seem like you are exactly the kind of person that makes women want to take their chances with a bear.
I see someone missed the entire point of the bear thing lol
yeah, to make arguments happen between the genders because of the dumbass guys saying “I’m less violent than a bear lol” and dumbass women making a ham fisted point and saying “this is why guys just don’t get it, let’s generalise them some more”
Would you believe there’s parts of the internet where women talk to other women and write things for women without thinking of the replyguys they’d have on other platforms?
I get that people use it as ragebait but it’s not a ridiculous comparison, there’s a statistically higher chance that a man would hurt her. I’m a guy and just don’t think it’s something to be upset about.
That said, it has nothing to do with the question in the OP.
I’m a guy and just don’t think it’s something to be upset about.
I forgot the third kind , the simp saying “hey those ragebaiting assholes are right , let’s fuck up the discourse with the hamfisted point that makes the situation worse”
Since you’re not defining a 4th group, I take it you’re part of the first group of guys?
You are the one who brought this up, by the way.
Since you’re not defining a 4th group, I take it you’re part of the first group of guys?
No, the fourth group are the people that get the point being made, think it’s hamfisted, think that the guys overreacting are overreacting, and don’t simp for the stupid people stirring this shit up
You are the one who brought this up, by the way.
Yes, because
