“Don’t you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It’s 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!”
Canada goose will rip yer balls off.
“Don’t you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It’s 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!”
Geese and swans will fuck you up fo sho. They puff up all big-looking and just attack.
Oh shit, they have hands now?
Always have