I’ve been seeing poop in a path which is connected to the gates of my house. This has happened 3 times now over 1 or 2 weeks. When I saw the poop first, I thought it must be a dog. But everytime it dries (every 3 or 4 days), a mysterious pile of new shit is dropped on the old shit. It’s (very) black, very smelly and in the EXACT same spot!! Right on top of the dried shit!! I’m convinced it’s a human being. I’ve decided I’m gonna hide in some bushes nearby and catch them doing the deed. But what do I do then? What if they don’t care and continue doing it? How do I make them regret it without getting into trouble? It’d be nice if they couldn’t tell it’s me.
Could be a fox? 🦊
Buy a camera. Catch them in the act. Call police. Have them arrested. Sadly this is the only way to deal with people (assuming it’s a human doing it).
When you call police to deal with a problem, you now have 2 problems.
I have never once thought “Thank goodness the police are here!”.
I did, once. Drove a rental car and someone bumped into me, putting a scratch in the fender.
The rental’s policy was that every accident, no matter how small, needs to be looked at by police for compliance and insurance reasons.
It took them an hour to get there, and I was glad to see them, cause it meant I could finally drive away after they were done with their useless song and dance.
This is true, especially where I live
Either this, or use the camera and set up a sprinkler.
lol.your suggestion is to install a bidet.
Wow… you’re right!
Edit - had not thought of it that way. Hahaha
That would definitely catch the fox and warn it off. Might even deter the human too if they have wet runny shit running down their legs. Great idea!
there is no wild animals here, except dogs.
I don’t know. Shitting on a footpath is pretty wild.
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