• Sergio@piefed.social
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    Hmmm seems to be a correlation between the Mississippi River, and laws against being naked in your back yard. The scientists of America should study this further.

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        If Jesus were anywhere in the US he was be in the lush Coast Range forests of NW Oregon because he could just let that dong fly on his own property.

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      It’s changes to the Missouri River if you’re going upstream following the red states in this map. Maybe Lewis and Clark hated nudity?

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      My guess would be that the Puritans settled along rivers, and the people who were sick of their shit spread out.