…a slow, carnivorous reptile finds a food source…breaking news…wtf are you people stupid?.. I only calls 'em like a sees 'em
Not that surprising. Many herbivores are opportunistic carnivores.
yeah, have these people never seen any animals before?
Fun… Well not really fun… Fact:
Giant tortoise didn’t get a scientific name for 300 years. They were so delicious no crew actually managed to get one back to England. They always ended up eating all the cargo.
Another not-so-fun fact: several tortoise species have gone extinct due to humans hunting them for food.
Herbivores are pretty universally opportunistic carnivores. Check YouTube for examples if you want a jarring few minutes
Horses just slurping up chicks is so fucked to see.
Horse shit with feathers?
Everyone eats baby birds. They’re full of delicious little bones, which plants are famous for lacking.
Need to snack on the crunchy chicks to get the evil modifier up. There’s a door with loot, after all.
It’s okay, because you can get even more loot by donating to a temple; and everyone forgets it.
That’s just an old fable





