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For anyone who needs a more realistic looking boyfriend I’m also available for half the price but my excuse will be that another core piece of internet infrastructure has crashed.
Look at username: echodot
core piece of internet
Hmmmmm
For an extra ten bucks I want him to wear a she/her trans pin and eyeliner. I need a new scandal to distract them from the smoke bomb kerfuffle.
If I had one of those pins, I would be sending you a private message right now, lol. I don’t often wear eyeliner, but when I do, I love it when it pisses off bigots ❤️
Oh damn are you a real doctor? ARE YOU THE DOCTOR FROM THE MEME? How much ambien are you allowed to perscribe?
(S)he and the hat man are personal friends.
The hat man is my emergency contact.
And for another $100 will you also be my boyfriend?
per hour
Cool, I just need 2 minutes. 😏
But are you actually from Canada though?
Can I pay this man $100 to call and tell my Mom that essential oils and industrial bleach in a dropper won’t cure anything and she should just embrace her own mortality?
For that price you better be in the middle of a procedure removing a large object from someones rectum that they “accidentally fell on”.
(If not, I can pay extra, np.)
(And if there is a supply shortage, I can help too, we can split the profits.)He had to go from his shift at the hospital to his night gig as a stripper.
