Europe did not sent its best and brightest. Mostly just religious fanatics we didn’t want over here. Which honestly explains a lot about why the US is so shit.

Thankstaking

More like: European Guy “Who owns this land?” Other Guy “What do you mean by ‘owning land’?” EG “Who has title?” OG “We all share of the land and its bountiful gifts???” EG “Oh, okay. It’s mine now, I’m gonna sell it in pieces to all my friends” OG “WTF is the guy talking about?! Sell?! Land? These pale skins talk funny”

“If-you-want-us-stealing-all-your-land-say-what”

“…what?”

“We thank thee, Heavenly Father, that this momentous meeting has been completely uneventful, y’know…immunologically-speaking.”