• Rhaedas@fedia.io
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    16 hours ago

    Oldie but goodie:

    Aliens come to earth and they’re nice. There’s a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance, including the Pope.

    When the Pope has his turn to talk to them, he asks, “Do you know of Jesus Christ?”

    The alien say, “Jesus? Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say hi!”

    The Pope exclaims, “Every couple of years?? What!!?? We’re still waiting for his second coming!”

    The alien replies, “Maybe he didn’t like your chocolate?”

    The Pope is flabbergasted, “What does chocolate have to do with anything?”

    The alien says, “Well when he came the first time, we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys give him?”

    There’s also the prologue to one of Douglas Adams’ Hitchhikers books (So Long And Thanks For All The Fish) where it includes:

    “And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change…”

  • s@piefed.world
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    15 hours ago

    Antifa? The dude dictated the laws of physics and wrote the course of the universe. That’s more fa than any man could be.