• TheYojimbo@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway… Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.

      • loutr@sh.itjust.works
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        Very important step you missed: be scouted out by the financial elite early on, then have them groom you every step of the way.