Isn’t that like a central part of the whole Christian thingamabob? I believe, you can interpret the bible to say that humans were created in the likeness of the Christian god and they are supposed to exploit all the other stuff that the god created. So, cats are there to be snacked, not for going to heaven…
So let me get this straight: no dogs, no cats, no companion animals of any kind, no rock stars, and no comedians. Who the fuck wants to get raptured? Place sounds like a nightmare.
I love how this implies cats don’t deserve to go to heaven
But it’s ok, because Jesus said God will rip out your humanity so you’ll be emotionless and not care about anyone or anything you cared about in life
Isn’t that like a central part of the whole Christian thingamabob? I believe, you can interpret the bible to say that humans were created in the likeness of the Christian god and they are supposed to exploit all the other stuff that the god created. So, cats are there to be snacked, not for going to heaven…
So let me get this straight: no dogs, no cats, no companion animals of any kind, no rock stars, and no comedians. Who the fuck wants to get raptured? Place sounds like a nightmare.
Yep. To quote Billy Joel in Only the Good Die Young, “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.”
There’s liturgy, and probably some animals for sacrifices. It’s not as barren as you may think.
The others go to hell. They probably party a lot down there.
Do the sacrificed animals come back to heaven for sacrifice again, or do they just “quickly” run out of animals?
I’m not convinced they would. They’re lazy, greedy, envyus, proud, gluttons, and have you heard a cat in heat? Nasty lusty bastards.