• spinnetrouble@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    So let me get this straight: no dogs, no cats, no companion animals of any kind, no rock stars, and no comedians. Who the fuck wants to get raptured? Place sounds like a nightmare.

    • Manjushri@piefed.social
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      1 day ago

      Yep. To quote Billy Joel in Only the Good Die Young, “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.”

    • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      There’s liturgy, and probably some animals for sacrifices. It’s not as barren as you may think.

      The others go to hell. They probably party a lot down there.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        1 day ago

        Do the sacrificed animals come back to heaven for sacrifice again, or do they just “quickly” run out of animals?