OPERATION DISTRACT FROM EPSTEIN FILES IS A “GO” REPEAT A GO!

ALSO I POSTED A TIK TOK WITH THE JETS LIVE AS THEY WERE TAKING OFF, LIKE IT PLEASE!

note: I think it is actually called Operation Shut-up SHHHHhhhhhhhhhh or something? I don’t know the names are so lazy you forget them the minute you hear them.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs

    “Okay, thank you for waiting. The President has asked me to come out and make a brief statement about the wire that just went out a few minutes ago. To make things short, I will just confirm that yes, we do have a moon base, and yes, we are currently experiencing some bear problems.”

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    I’m going to miss the “Now that’s what I call a distraction from not releasing the Eptstein files” meme.

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        We’ll get that for a bit*, but there can’t be enough Bubba to go around. I suspect we’ll find out eventually that it’s something worse than Clinton

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            We don’t have enough to go on for sure. The conjecture is absolutely delicious.

            From the overall tone, the picture sounds like it’s a tangible, real physical thing. Whether it’s Clinton or a kid nicknamed Bubba, there’s no way to tell.

            The Putin thing might have been a joke. Don’t get me wrong, I think Putin definitely has something on him and maybe this is it. But it could just be them vague booking about knowing he’s got blackmail against him and joking that’s the blackmail. Then again, maybe it really is the blackmail. Right after he took office, Russia sent a couple of assets into dangerous position up north somewhere, kind of like he was saying, hey you owe me something, bitch. After which, and for the longest time, trump became very, very friendly with him.

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        Yeah, I was just watching the legaleagle and he mentioned this isn’t even the stuff they really didn’t want released.