ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 4 days agoRefrigerator ads are finally here!discuss.onlineimagemessage-square313fedilinkarrow-up1812arrow-down16
arrow-up1806arrow-down1imageRefrigerator ads are finally here!discuss.onlineByteOnBikes@discuss.online to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square313fedilink
minus-squareByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoOh how truly dystopian - maybe next year.
minus-squareRothe@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoMost likely. But even if it isn’t, it will soon be after the next firmware update.
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoI’m sorry Dave, I can’t dispense any more calories for you today.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days ago“if you go for a 2 mile run, I’ll give you 2 carrots, you fat fuck. Take the watch!”
Is it AI powered too?
Oh how truly dystopian - maybe next year.
Most likely. But even if it isn’t, it will soon be after the next firmware update.
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t dispense any more calories for you today.
“if you go for a 2 mile run, I’ll give you 2 carrots, you fat fuck. Take the watch!”