After 10000 years, I’m tree and it’s time to conquer Middle Earth.

(I’m not super strong in Tolkien lore, but I think it took 10000 years to get to the Age of the Trees and I shoehorned that into Rita Repulsa’s line.)

You have my Zord

And you have my bow

And my axe

“One does not simply walk into Bandora’s Castle.”

This is peak nonsense and I love it. Legolas going full Power Ranger is the crossover energy I did not know I desperately needed. He’s not a mere ranger anymore, he’s a Sentai elf with a better headpiece than most elf hats.

Also, sit down, Legolas. You’ve got the bow, the axe, and apparently the Zord now, so nobody needs one-upmanship. Meme of the week, fight me.