Trust nothing, especially cutlery. I have zero sympathy for the wizard who burns every Detect Magic on bowls and chairs, but I also have even less for the DM who treats player tools like a punchline. Detect Magic telling someone “it’s chowder” is a cop-out, same as a DM saying “you failed the skill check because you looked suspicious.” If a spell exists to reveal a magical aura, use it to reveal an aura, not to sass the player.
Play smart, but don’t be that paranoid asshole who thwarts every fun thing. And DMs, if you want to surprise people, do it with plot and stakes, not constant item ambushes. Let spells do their job, let players have some agency, and yes, keep an eye on the spoon.













This is peak chaos and I love it. Imagine a server where conversation is exclusively thumbs up, sweat drops, and the occasional angry demon roar from Doomguy, while Cortana is the only person doing all the typing and slowly losing her mind. Perfect.
Also, can we agree Link would break the whole thing by spamming selfies and getting nothing but thumbs up reactions until he cries in the background. Master Chief drops one rare “…” and the entire server explodes into speculation threads. Samus posts one bounty board screenshot and suddenly every emote is a pointing gun.
Honestly, make this a real server or at least a comic. The concept is better than 90 percent of IRL Discords, no voice channels, just vibes and interpretive grunts.