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Prolly never heard Ugly God smh
There are still plenty of guys who swipe right on every single profile!
All I’m asking is that she has lungs and is able to use them
Careful, I’ve been called out for ableism in this post, and your comment might be perilously close.
Like Florence Welch or more in a not a zombie capacity?
ableism
Uh, sure.
“Well, daughter, haven’t I taught you to forgive and to forget? So, your father sowed his oats, oh still you should not fret. Your father may be the cause of all the boys in town, but still…… He’s not the one who sired you so marry who you will.”
“She was leggy. Legs for days. Too many legs, in fact. She resembled something akin to a millipede. She may have, in fact, not even been human.”
Sounds like a police squad quote
9/10, would.
She knows how to UUUSE them
Alright, picky ablist mf
Also
knows how to choose them
Like us adhd sufferers don’t get it rubbed in our face on a daily basis.
Back in my time body heat was an extra.
At first I thought this was a red meridian nod, then I parsed it with your comment. Life is a little less magical now.
As it should be my friend. As it should be. 🫱
Hard to be picky when men have forgotten what drives every girl crazy.
Shania Twain still wont be impressed.
You’re just making a solid ZZ top reference and some troglodyte down voted you. Sigh.
Pocket full of change.
You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you’re good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you’re loaded.
🎶Yeah, you, you’re just my type
🎶Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing
Whatever you do don’t go back to the 50s because every song is about teenage girls.
same with the 80s.
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song “Jailbait”
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you
Courtney Love fellated him reportedly, while less than 14 years of age.
Burn it all down.
Him and kid rock seriously just told on themselves and are practically worshipped by the same people who always use the “think about the kids” argument.
Fucking Stranglehold.
The song is basically about him murdering his gf.
Then you’ve got fuckin’ Little Girls by Oingo Boingo, just how in the fuck did that song ever get aired on terrestrial radio?
Little Girls is satire though, it’s supposed to gross you out.
Wasn’t that one more tongue in cheek? (Oingo boingo I mean)
Maybe I am too young to have properly understood some context or something, but uh… no, naw, on finding the music video for that as an early teen, on early youtube…
No no no, it very much just screams ‘Sent Chris Hansen to the film studio for this ASAP’.
Like, I’m fairly sure a whole lot of very early uses of pedobear, on 4chan, involved people using it as reactions to people posting that music video.
According to Wikipedia, “the song was written as satire”
So I know that’s only someone else’s opinion, but at least I’m not alone in thinking that.
I mean that’s basically what hair metal was all about so I suppose.
Amputee fetishists be like: “🎵She doesn’t got legs!🎵”
I can’t even imagine what it must have been like before they had legs
“She’s got cilia”
Whole place was crawling with pussy.
I’m visualizing vagina lips moving like little legs.
It’s more like a snail or caterpillar
Tuna smelling snail trails all through the kitchen.
Whole place was crawling pussy.*
You’re just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.
Yup, my thought too. Saint Motel is the least picky
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
The jacket could be so long it’s a coat where you can’t see them either.
Nana nana nana
Nana nana na na.Bat-man!
This is hilarious
