gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square210fedilinkarrow-up1856arrow-down134
arrow-up1822arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square210fedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 days agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 days agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 days agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 days agoTime is a flat circle.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 days agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 days agoSo like an Uncrustable.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoBox? That is your mental construct alone, man.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 days agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoThere’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Box?
That is your mental construct alone, man.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Well yeah, time exists.
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.