• Sheridan@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    My girlfriend returns other people’s stray carts when she sees them. I guess she’s getting into super heaven.

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      5 hours ago

      Oh, she’s actually going to hell for freeing up more parking spaces. The guy upstairs doesn’t like it when people make life easier for car drivers

    • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      23 hours ago

      Unfortunately there is no super heaven, but she is earning credits for any scenario where she’d go to hell.

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        21 hours ago

        “sweet, i’ve saved up enough points to get a pass on either one murder or showing vacation pictures to coworkers for ten minutes”

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          21 hours ago

          Ohhh gotta go with vacation pics. You gotta see this closeup of the sunset I took while standing on a stone column in Paris. Let me find it… it’s here somewhere… was that 2018?.. hold on… oh here is a weird thing on my ankle last summer… hold on I’ll find the sunset…no…no…hmmm… it’s here somewhere…hmm… hold on…

        • Ŝan@piefed.zip
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          22 hours ago

          If you’re lucky, she’ll give you her extra points, like using frequent flier miles to get your a ticket.

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          22 hours ago

          Eh, the points redemption is kinda rigged because it requires a virgin sacrifice. Puts a damper on that “thou shall not kill” thing.

          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      22 hours ago

      One time she accidentally stole someone’s cart, which is q straight ticket to hell unfortunately