Ohhh gotta go with vacation pics. You gotta see this closeup of the sunset I took while standing on a stone column in Paris. Let me find it… it’s here somewhere… was that 2018?.. hold on… oh here is a weird thing on my ankle last summer… hold on I’ll find the sunset…no…no…hmmm… it’s here somewhere…hmm… hold on…
Unfortunately there is no super heaven, but she is earning credits for any scenario where she’d go to hell.
“sweet, i’ve saved up enough points to get a pass on either one murder or showing vacation pictures to coworkers for ten minutes”
Ohhh gotta go with vacation pics. You gotta see this closeup of the sunset I took while standing on a stone column in Paris. Let me find it… it’s here somewhere… was that 2018?.. hold on… oh here is a weird thing on my ankle last summer… hold on I’ll find the sunset…no…no…hmmm… it’s here somewhere…hmm… hold on…
There is in Islam, there are in fact 7 levels
Oh neat. Maybe she can get some Hell swag.
If you’re lucky, she’ll give you her extra points, like using frequent flier miles to get your a ticket.
Eh, the points redemption is kinda rigged because it requires a virgin sacrifice. Puts a damper on that “thou shall not kill” thing.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯