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minus-squarenocturne@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down3·1 day agoI have never had a bad granny Smith apple.
minus-squareJetpackJackson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoI am now obligated to post https://applerankings.com/
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·11 hours agoRed Delicious are also consistent. They are always red and always taste like shit.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agoMine’s pretty refreshing, actually. Got two Red Delicious and one Golden Delicious (looks like Granny Smith but is a bit softer) for the tartness. Mmm.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·19 hours agoHoney crisp apples are where it’s at. Have never had a bad one
minus-squareStop Forgetting It@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoHoney crisp apples are amazing, I get the 4lb bag at Costco and they are gone in under a week.
minus-squarestiephelando@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 hours agoTry cosmic crisp. It’s a relatively new variety that was bred from the honey crisp
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoI absolutely have. They can be as mealy as the rest of them
minus-squareMonkderVierte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoGravenstein on the other hand… they often get heart rot.
minus-squareZirconium@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 hours agoThey make me accidentally bite my cheek every time I eat one
minus-squarestate_electrician@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-21 day agoMeh. When they’re a dark green they’re incredibly sour. They need to be slightly yellowish, then they’re amazing.
minus-squarenocturne@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 hours ago they’re incredibly sour. They are perfect.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day ago Men … They need to be slightly yellowish…
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoYou can’t spell jaundice without juice.
minus-squareJakeroxs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoYou gotta take those lemons, and stuff them down somebodies throat until they see yella
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agohttps://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM Relevant
minus-squareunexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·22 hours agoI can literally only eat Topaz apples at this point. Any other type will just rot in my house until i throw it away. Best variety out there for people that like a lil sour.
minus-squareCallMeAnAI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoThen you ain’t eating them often.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours agoI have, but it’s real hard. They’re almost always great.
I have never had a bad granny Smith apple.
I am now obligated to post https://applerankings.com/
Red Delicious are also consistent. They are always red and always taste like shit.
Mine’s pretty refreshing, actually.
Got two Red Delicious and one Golden Delicious (looks like Granny Smith but is a bit softer) for the tartness.
Mmm.
Honey crisp apples are where it’s at. Have never had a bad one
Honey crisp apples are amazing, I get the 4lb bag at Costco and they are gone in under a week.
Try cosmic crisp. It’s a relatively new variety that was bred from the honey crisp
I absolutely have. They can be as mealy as the rest of them
Gravenstein on the other hand… they often get heart rot.
They make me accidentally bite my cheek every time I eat one
Meh. When they’re a dark green they’re incredibly sour. They need to be slightly yellowish, then they’re amazing.
They are perfect.
I like my men jaundiced.
You can’t spell jaundice without juice.
You gotta take those lemons, and stuff them down somebodies throat until they see yella
https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
Relevant
I can literally only eat Topaz apples at this point. Any other type will just rot in my house until i throw it away. Best variety out there for people that like a lil sour.
Then you ain’t eating them often.
I have, but it’s real hard. They’re almost always great.