Stay with me….

My wife and I were traveling, and as a joke I said, “Okay Samantha, I’m tired. I know I said no witchcraft, but just this once you can twinkle your nose and make us be there.” We started trying to twitch our noses like Samantha on Bewitched and obviously couldn’t do it. We laughed, and she said that Elizabeth Montgomery couldn’t do it either, and I argued that she could. This was the ‘60s, so CGI didn’t exist. So my wife gets on Google and looks it up, and it turns out that Elizabeth Montgomery NEVER MOVED HER NOSE, IT WAS HER UPPER LIP THE WHOLE TIME!

I didn’t believe it. It COULDN’T be true. I’ve watch almost every episode growing up, and she twitched her NOSE. We went to YouTube, and, son of a gun, It was her upper lip. EVERY TIME. And once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

I don’t know anything anymore.

    • FaceDeer@fedia.io
      13·
      24 hours ago

      The alternatives are worse. I’m from the werewolf universe, this one’s better.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
        111·
        23 hours ago

        I’m from the universe where everyone has really really big dicks. So imagine my surprise when I get here and find your politicians and global leaders mostly have small dick energy, and they have no balls.

        You guys have much better county fair food though. Have you ever had an elephant ear? Don’t worry! No actual elephants were harmed in the making of this food. And it’s much better than fresh cucumber on a stick.

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          12·
          22 hours ago

          I thought you meant the werewolves have great big dicks and I’m like “I’m on my way uwu”

      • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zoneEnglish
        2·
        17 hours ago

        Did your werewolves always have jorts on when they transformed back into buff young men, or was that just my universe?

        • FaceDeer@fedia.io
          16·
          23 hours ago

          You don’t understand the true horror of the werewolf universe. Everyone is werewolves, so it’s normal there. You can’t call in sick because of lycanthropy, you still have to go to work. Nobody runs around in the woods when they transform because they can’t afford to stay up late, and it’s just normal boring old lycanthropy anyway. People take pills for it because it’s just a hassle. It’s totally ruined werewolves.