Donald Trump has once again been cruelly snubbed by the Nobel Peace Prize committee, despite what he insists was an “incredible” year of personal achievements in the field of “peace, which is very strong right now, the strongest peace anyone’s ever seen.”
The committee shocked the world by awarding the prize to someone who had not, in fact, threatened to annex Greenland after mistaking it for a golf resort, nor suggested using the US military to disperse protesters exercising their constitutional right to free speech.
“We had to draw a line somewhere,” explained one weary member of the Nobel committee. “Traditionally, the Peace Prize goes to people who promote peace, not to people who deploy tear gas so they can wave at a Bible.” […]
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The winner’s first Twitter post after receiving the prize was “Mr. President Trump I love you. My people yearn for freedom! Please begin bombing Caracas immediately!”
This, a week after a flotilla of baby food was turned back and its participants tortured for days, just off the coast of Gaza.
The Peace Prize is a fucking joke.
I can appreciate the irony of this being a comment on satire, but if you’re not more clear about how you phrase or contextualize it, then even the people who look at where this is being posted will actually think the first half of your comment is true.
https://www.latestly.com/socially/world/maria-corina-machado-makes-first-x-post-after-winning-nobel-peace-prize-dedicates-award-to-donald-trump-and-suffering-people-of-venezuela-7153322.html