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Well the causality is obvious here.
Murder causes people to use internet explorer 😞
Well it’s obvious the users of other browsers doing the murdering.
And that kids is why it’s wrong to murder.
There was a murderer who killed IE users.
On the other hand, autism went up. So, RFK Jr., which is it? Tylenol or using the wrong browser? Or are we just not murdering enough these days? Does Tylenol prevent murder? Shit, does autism cause Tylenol?
Remember, circumcision also causes autism.
Not using Internet Explorer causes circumcision? This just gets worse and worse. Pass the Tylenol. No, wait…
How did all the circumcised users get their foreskin ba…you know what, its fine. The news is good, let’s go with it.
So Google Chrome causes autism?
A 70% murder rate sounds accurate for the US
Yeah lol, damn, 70% of the US population was apparently murdered in 2006, label your axes kids, especially when you’re dual-wielding!
what is this drunk font?
Nowadays, I can’t tell apart AI memes from MS paint memes
Both require a history of significant lead exposure to justify using.
It’s little known, but Thomas Midgley Jr. also invented IE.
It was a great way to cash in on leaded gasoline all over again, if it weren’t for that one invention that just strangled him.
A nonsensical, but exquisitely tweaked statistic 😚👌
Note how 75% => 45% correlates to 17,500 => 15,000.
Reminded me of Spurious Correlations 😁
Now do American mass shooting rate and Linux market share.
Have you used IE? This correlation checks out.
Cursed Y-axis
Who can forget 2006, when >70% of Americans were murdered?
Was that during the period Bill Gates was still married, but enjoying plane flights with other billionaires?
🎶 What doesn’t kill us, makes us stronger🎵
🎵 Stand a little taller 🎶
🎶 Doesn’t mean I’m lonely when I’m alone 🎵
You know there was at least one case where someone was pushed over the edge by IE freezing on them.
See, not too many people remember the time before Internet Explorer, but “murder” wasn’t a word back then. Not even a concept.
We’re are joking here, but -
If I filled a bar with veteran web developers, and I loudly said,
“no one deserves to die for their browser failing the ACID2 test!”
I expect the room would go silent while everyone stared pointedly at their drink glass.
2011 is only 14 years ago
Google took over the browser market. Who took over the drug market?
