President Donald Trump hasn't made a public appearance since his rambling and authoritarian speech to top military leaders, and people are noticing.The president told high-ranking military leaders to prepare to deploy in American cities for "a war from within," saying he told Defense Secretary Pete ...
Trump may not be the last boss, but he is a boss, and I’m going to celebrate when he’s finally gone
Though, I’m also going to wonder who got him first, the green berets… seals… marine Recon. maybe those coast guard guys that use barrets to stop gofast boats in their wake… maybe the Chairforce CSAR guys… maybe the Space Force peeps… with their space laser…
So many options so little time.
I’m going with Big Mac attack.
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Oh, sorry. I’m pronouncing that wrong. I meant to say heart attack…from eating Big Macs.
I’ve been floating the idea of starting a gofundme to get him a lifetime supply of hamberders and fries.