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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon orders hot chocolate

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Anon orders hot chocolate

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • pastaPersona@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Bet half of these people drink a hot cup of coffee every morning even when it’s hot out

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      its me, im half of these people. Every temperature is a good temperature for a caffiene fix.

      dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

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        I’m eating ice cream when it’s cold out just to spite you

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          Have you ever fucked a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?

          It’s life changing, totally worth the frostbite.

          • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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            Pounding a pint has never been cooler.

          • rbesfe@lemmy.ca
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            2 years ago

            Jeez what a username

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        If it’s below freezing outside and you get a cone, the ice cream will never melt and drip everywhere.

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        dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

        Alaska has entered the chat

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        I did it yesterday and it was -2c out , I was so jazzed that the local ice cream place was even open (28f for the metric impaired)

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        You are not half of these people, except if you judge anon for wanting hot coco

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      Mornings typically aren’t hot

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      deleted by creator

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        I’ve seen and heard this repeated so often but I seriously struggle to believe it.

        Yeah sure it burns calories watming cold water up inside your body, but whrn you chug cold water on a hot day you can literally feel it inside you cooling you down.

        Drinking hot drinks on a hot day only warms you up further because you’re holding a hot cup and sweating and steamy and basically purposefully making yourselt uncomfortable.

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          You need to live in a dry climate for it to work. The increased sweating more than makes up for the added heat from the tea.

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        This is some “cold water boils faster” ass shit. No the fuck it doesn’t.

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