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So he shits on Texas and pisses on Missipissi?
Gotcha 👍
As long as it doesn’t come in contact with the chicken, that’s fine by me.
I used to live in that guy’s pants.
i KNEW pansexual meant what i thought it meant!
PanFucky
And the chef’s name is Mimal, for Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana.
Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.
Fun fact: the first-ever proper KFC was in…Utah.
And then a couple years ago they tore down the original building rebuilt it in the exact same spot made it into kind of a museum/restaurant but it doesn’t have the same nostalgia or feel as the original did.
How is this a science meme?
If studyin rocks and dirt ain’t a science, well I just don’t know what the fuck is.
It’s my bread and butter. 🍞
Please don’t eat rocks and dirt.
But they’ve got minerals!
It’s what humans crave!
I think the people who crave so are described as suffering pica
Too late.
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Yeah like mountains and rivers other stuff that actually exists
Chef’s hat:
Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?
How could Canada complain about anything when they’re clearly underwater?
That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
Texas is a toilet bowl that drains into Gulf of America
Oklahoma is his mondo dumpy rumpy takin a poo
hmmm… Kansas is also a shirt for “actual American sized person”
Why did he deep fry his cock?
Looks like a big fat penis
Florida has always been the most penis-shaped state tho imo. America’s wang, if you will.
That is a long Pan pointed at a Virginia
They say they can’t unsee it… but why would they want to? It gives the flyover states a sense of purpose.
They should make a national treasure movie about this
The Quest for the Golden Tendie
