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    The thing is the homies are not into dudes… At least as far as i am aware.

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      Tbf he did say “if I had a pussy”, not “if I was a girl”

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        Thats a good point

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          deleted by creator

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        he didn’t say “if i had a bussy” though and thus i feel “if i was a girl” is implied

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          bussy means ass, you can have a puss and be a man.

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            no debate about the second half of your statement, just thought bussy was a portmanteau of boy-pussy and didn’t quite get to the leap that that must mean ass.

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              Yeah to most people bussy means ass because it’s the closest thing cis men have to a gussy.

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                TIL. thanks. also gu(t) or gu(y) i am really bad with these -ussy suffixes

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                  G(irl) lmao

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                    so it’s g(irl) and b(utt) -ussies? is mussy “m(acaque) -ussy” or “m(ister rogers’) -ussy”? this fucking dialect.

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      Any port in a storm.

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        more of a drought though

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      Why can’t the homies be into dudes? Are all homies only straight? 🤔

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        Sampling bias.

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        Oh no not at all. Im sure there are plenty of people with gay or bi homies, but i simply am not blessed with them.

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        do homies have to be male? kind of how in some areas dude is gender neutral.

        my brain is saying yes: homie is spanglish, as in “hombre > homeboy > homie” kind of like chica turns into chick, but i’m an novice linguist at best. also not that into labels

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