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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days ago

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  • javasux@lemmy.world
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    Tbf he did say “if I had a pussy”, not “if I was a girl”

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      Thats a good point

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      he didn’t say “if i had a bussy” though and thus i feel “if i was a girl” is implied

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        bussy means ass, you can have a puss and be a man.

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          no debate about the second half of your statement, just thought bussy was a portmanteau of boy-pussy and didn’t quite get to the leap that that must mean ass.

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            Yeah to most people bussy means ass because it’s the closest thing cis men have to a gussy.

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              TIL. thanks. also gu(t) or gu(y) i am really bad with these -ussy suffixes

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                G(irl) lmao

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                  so it’s g(irl) and b(utt) -ussies? is mussy “m(acaque) -ussy” or “m(ister rogers’) -ussy”? this fucking dialect.

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