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WHAT?
So Gordan Ramsay is the town bicycle?
Jamie Oliver has always been a hussy?
Guy Fieri is a JoyToy?
GASP
Anthony fucking Bourdain was a thot?I mean, one’s breakthrough was literally called Naked Cooking, one had the world’s most famous theory about the schlong of Ernest Hemingway, and one…was…born in Scotland? 🤷
Also, Guy Fieri is obviously a total ketchup skank, so there’s that
Hexclad has a new(?) commercial where Ramsay is in it and meets Pete Davidson. Davidson says most celebrities are aliens.
basic human skill
–> Slut
Checks out actually.
Riker manoeuvre over a hot stove
How slutty is it to own a vineyard and winery with your name on the label?
But its so tart
tart
Yeah, but every time I try to cook for an audience I get yelled at: “Hey you don’t work here, get out of the kitchen!”
oh… oh no. that makes Tuvix a half-slut.
Also … not the half you were thinking of ;)
A new “Sluttiest Man of All Time” has entered the spaceship
It’s putting meat in your body. I mean come on.
Glares are you in Vulcan.
TIL that vegans and vegetarians can’t cook. Or be sluts.
I’m a bit of a slut then…
You’re proving my point here
Yes, that was the idea.
I was commending you for the excellent example
“Dill!”
For Sisko men it’s in the blood.
Sluttiest man of all time:
Has so much charisma he made a baby with a prophet/wormhole alien.
What came first? The Cooking or the Charisma?
It makes sense … before the universe came to be … there was cooking, good ol’ Louisiana Gumbo
I mean Jake did land himself a Dabo girl at what, 16?
That says more about the dabo girl than Jake.
That does not get enough attention… Not great.
So anyway I was giving it to her soup to nuts, course after course, tossed salads, amuse bouchés, I used my whole mise en place that night and the whole place smelled of it. Real night to remember.
What color?
Why, blue, of course!
💙
