What do warmongers and strongmen chat about? Living forever, of course.
Sure, cuz old sick people bounce right back easily from complex major surgeries like transplants.
Let us agree now: If 50% of your organs were transplanted within the past 18 years that is not a loophole that exempts you from anti pedophelia laws.
May the pursuit of immortality go as well for him as it did for Qin Shi Huang.
yeah this isn’t WH 40K. You can’t make a “Primaris Putin” and “continuous organ transplants” are only going to top you out at a few extra years, maybe, unless this fucker has somehow struck a deal with Nurgle or Khorne or some other Warp entity.
Now if his flesh starts bubbling and his intestines are suddenly on the outside of his body and he grows a maw on his shoulder? yeah then I’d start worrying.
Has anyone seen his shoulders lately? It’s been a long time since that shirtless pic of him riding a horse…
Ask that Rockefeller but you might need to go through hell to ask him in person
I hope he gets a brain transplant soon. He really needs one.
What a zinger!
“zinger” in Dutch means singer. That would be funny. If Putin would get a singer brain and he quits his dictatorship and wars and just goes to sing at parties instead.
Cheney is the primary test subject
Put yourself through traumatic surgery and then load yourself up with immune suppressants in a world that’s gonna develop more and more pandemics.
…do it. Do it do it do it.
Traumatic surgery, sure.
But I assume the plan is to build replacement organs with your own dna, not transplants from donors.
They’re dictators and wealthy psychopaths.
They don’t need people to donate, they’ll simply take what they want, like they’ve always done.
They’ll just live in a bubble. They practically already do, for their own safety, because almost every person on the planet wants them dead, most with good reason (some just want to take their place).
Well yeah, but even a psychopath’s fantasy would take the no-anti-rejection-meds route.
Personally, I crave the strength and certainty of steel.
One day the crude biomass you call “the temple” will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal.
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal. There is no strength in flesh, only weakness. There is no constancy in flesh, only decay. There is no certainty in flesh but death. --Credo Omnissiah
Do you want cybermen because Kit Pedler had a whole thing about this…
I’ve just had some -ectomies and ooooof that’s gonna do him in at his age. It went well when I was young and I still barely survived.
Our one saving grace in this post truth, post experts aren’t Johnny with a 4 chan account world, is that these dictators are so fucking stupid. Let them think they could have multiple organs from multiple “donors”. Sad part is we might lose a doctor or two when the bad hit outside the park, was dropped.
Oh boy, perpetually recovering from surgery at an advanced age!
I’ve seen The Strain, this ends in facist vampires and nukes
Makes sense why they’re staying Ukrainian kids now
No it isn’t. All this microphone leak tells us is that these leaders are very far away from reality.
Man inadvertently broadcasts his insecurities and how he copes.
Yeah, other than the horrific ghoulishness of it all, organ failure after transplant and rejection is still relatively high, and you have to be on medicine to prevent that rejection your entire life. You’re going down Putin old boy.
It wouldn’t surprise me if they have an island of clones to get over that problem.
You can’t get past the old brain problem though so Donny’s shit out of luck.
I hope to never have to experience one organ transplant. They are morons if they think this is an elective option you’d want to do multiple times. Every single time is a threat to your life.
And life-long immunosuppressants with the constant mortal fear of a cough or runny nose. Sepsis is no joke and can easily develop in a matter of hours if you don’t have a healthy immune system.
I hope we gain more control over our immune systems in the coming years. They protect us, but they can also kill us. I have people in my family with life threatening allergies, and gosh it would be amazing if we could just get our bodies to accept a transplanted organ that is literally keeping them alive.
It’ll happen. But not for poor people.
Yeah, you can’t just stick a new engine in an old car when the frame is rusted out and ready to give way
It tells us they’re fucking morons. So nothing new.
Are they hoping for Jupiter, or Repo the Genetic Opera? Because this isn’t even close to Gattaca.
Either way, this has been a Science Fiction Movie.
Continuously?
“Liver is in, Bob, go fetch the next one. I’ll take this one out.”
Their lifetime depends on the usage I guess.
“Drink the blood of children and live forever!!!”
Calm down Countess Bathory
Organ transplants can’t stop these
Joseph Guillotin and the Electric Shotguns would be an amazing band name
Just gotta convince 'em it 's the 1st step in a head transplant.
This.
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Start with the brain
I swear, this time we really have found the fountain of youth!
If it does happen, it’s only going to be for the absolute worst people in the world…fortunately, they still won’t be immune to guillotines.
