Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It’s bad enough on reddit.
Chances are this was done before it reached lemmy, because other platforms (notably Facebook) will give you trouble otherwise.
We should still point it out to not give other users the idea that it would be required.
Users should read the rules. If you had to point out everything someone may possibly assume, first of all that’s impossible, and second of all you’d run out of characters. This censorship is harmless, and sometimes can be funny.
Will no one think of the aDVerTiSeRS?
This right here is what echoes through my brain through decades of advertisers becoming ‘the backbone of the internet’.
Like really, take a step back. Whose platform are you co-opting?!
Internet existed before advertisers (on the internet). Period. Hard stop.
I will even edit it a Furthermore! here. Diatribe style!
The people making the posts and comments are the platform. The platform has shown it is mutable, and goes where it thrives best. It has always been this way since the dawn of dialup. 🤜
Only the am*ricans do it
It’s even more annoying because it’s done in such a half-assed manner.
Masterbate*
SEX*
Fixed those for ya
Masturbate* Fixed that for you
Thank you gracious scholar
Why is masturbate and sex censored?
Whoever did it most likely intended to make money from posting it and they can’t without censoring it. At least that’s been the general consensus every time I see this asked and answered and your other choice is the snowflake bloke.
Cut and paste journalism on little blogs
The bigger question is why are the censored so badly?
Maybe it’s only meant to be enough to fool automated censorship systems?
Like leave it easy for us to read but deny the algorithm from having reason to hide it.
I’ve found that people just do that because they think it’s necessary, even on social media where people don’t generally really give a shit about swear and sex words.
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You can call them what they are. Conservatives.
I’m so glad that a and e got censored. I was about to be soooo offended.
I got offended by the censor.
You mean c*nsor
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S*x 🤮
Sax
Yakkity, ideally
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F*t Am*ricans
Fit Amaricans?
It must be nice to not have to care about lasting too much/too little time.
Not really
“Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that’s why you’re nervous”
The thing people miss is that Woogie was trying to sabotage the night for him.
Did anyone else feel like the name Woogie is kind of racist but when it came out of Keith Davids mouth you realized it must not be?
Watching that movie after it was revealed that Brett Favre was kind of a scumbag is even funnier.
Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?
Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.
Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you’ll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You’ll NEVER make the same mistake again.
I last too long for most normally. I’ve even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs
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It means you have trust issues and jump into bed with people too soon. That makes it a stressful situation where you can’t let go and focus on feeling good.
Make sure you get down safely after jumping to that conclusion
I see you’re playing George Costanza’s favorite weeknight game: Jump to Conclusions
Oooooooor they’re making it up.
Oooorrr they’re on medication that affects it like some SSRIs or opiates.
Ooooor porn addiction
Oooorrrrr individuals are individual.
Oooorrr another reason.
Oooor another completely different one! I know I definitely made mine up
Ok Dr Phil.
I’m a dude but I’ve read experiences from some women online that they’re actually perfectly fine with men blowing their first load quickly, some even considered it flattering. After all you can go for a second round relatively quickly and what I’ve heard most women are fine with that so maybe doing everything to last longer right off the bat might not be the best thing.
Pro tip: don’t pee before sex to last longer
For me is the opposite
Only because my GF won’t get me off first.
Jokes on you, I’m in antidepressants!
Is this true? Does this work?
Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.
Yes but you want to time it right
Just do what I do and take spiro! You’ll never cum too fast ever again 👍
