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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 days agoI’m so glad England isn’t real.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down2·2 days agoOh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoSpices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above. My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoYou had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoYou had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
minus-squareIO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 day agoyou were lucky to have a turnip field, we used to live on the forest floor in a hole in the ground
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoNah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoSo much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoWhat? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoWe took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoIf they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?
minus-squareNikls94@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoOTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoCounterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoSpices they don’t use? What do you think tea is made of?
I’m so glad England isn’t real.
Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
you were lucky to have a turnip field, we used to live on the forest floor in a hole in the ground
You ad a bed!? Luxury!
Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…
We took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.
Oh! Right 😁
If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?
OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.
Spices they don’t use?
What do you think tea is made of?