Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it’s Volition.
He is indeed.
You’re eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Help…
Ah thanks. I’ve never used f1 before
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
Girl, you’re making me retarded because I’m down for you.
